apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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