You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
then he tried to convert me to islam
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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