It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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