It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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