Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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