: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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