Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Lo siento on account of my penis...
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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