Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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