so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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