More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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