I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
it's like iHOP with fire
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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