There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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