i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I am available for nakedness
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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