Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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