Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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