no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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