lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
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