I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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