You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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