i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Oh god it's open bar.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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