just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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