thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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