Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize