do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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