Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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