So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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