let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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