On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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