Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
he thought i was a dude.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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