is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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