Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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