Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Are my feet made of real feet?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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