I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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