No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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