they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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