You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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