hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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