If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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