Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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