I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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