I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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