her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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