Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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