why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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