apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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