ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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