ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
My feet surprised me
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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