I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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