I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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