Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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