dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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