did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
My cat gives me a boner
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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