even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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