Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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