he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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