the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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