Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
